WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO MAKE ONE MILLION BUCKS?

You have to provide a service, skill, or product to make any money. To make a million doing it will either take a long long time, or you will have to be the best and most tenacious person doing it. The people you listed, and professions you mention didn't get rich overnight either, they worked hard and were the best (arguably) at what they did and earned it.